Christmas spirit
- Me: So what'd you get in your stocking?
- Friend: Make-up and socks.
- Me: Fun. I bet the socks were your mom's idea.
- Friend: Yeah, she bought them for everyone.
- Me: Bitch was in the giving mood! I was in the giving mood today too. I gave myself 3 orgasms.
Posted December 24, 2010 at 11:33pm in Happy Holidays? I'm just bitter because I didn't get a stocking. Still a good gift though.
