December 2010
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Christmas spirit
Me: So what'd you get in your stocking?
Friend: Make-up and socks.
Me: Fun. I bet the socks were your mom's idea.
Friend: Yeah, she bought them for everyone.
Me: Bitch was in the giving mood! I was in the giving mood today too. I gave myself 3 orgasms.
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