January 2012
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“In 5-billion yrs the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember...”
– astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter five minutes ago. (via washingtonpoststyle)
May 2011
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December 2010
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Christmas spirit
Me: So what'd you get in your stocking?
Friend: Make-up and socks.
Me: Fun. I bet the socks were your mom's idea.
Friend: Yeah, she bought them for everyone.
Me: Bitch was in the giving mood! I was in the giving mood today too. I gave myself 3 orgasms.
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October 2010
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“I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you.”
– Jeffrey McDaniel, “The Jerk”
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September 2010
3 posts
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August 2010
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July 2010
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June 2010
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I can never forget the things I don’t want to remember.
April 2010
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My dad just backed into my friend's car.
March 2010
8 posts
“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn’t have...”
– Charles Bukowski (via precipice) (via paganpoetry)
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Q. Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses
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“If I kiss a boy will I grow a penis?”
– My 5-Year Old Niece, Kylee
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Insomnia is a motherfucker, huh?
Fun fact: I gauge the frequency of my baths on the growth of my body hair.
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February 2010
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