IT WAS PERFECT

In 5-billion yrs the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.

— astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter five minutes ago. (via washingtonpoststyle)

Posted January 20, 2012 at 2:04pm | 5,279 notes

Young Stephen Hawking

Posted January 16, 2012 at 3:30pm | 23 notes

It’s summer…almost.

It’s the season for filthy fucking mirrors!

Posted May 8, 2011 at 7:43pm in Me Also the toothpaste on my mirror says hi!

First Christmas in my own apartment. No bullshit this year.

Posted December 25, 2010 at 11:43am in Me. Still feelin' like the Grinch before his heart grows. | 1 note

I’d live here. That is all.

Posted December 24, 2010 at 11:37pm

Christmas spirit

Me: So what'd you get in your stocking?
Friend: Make-up and socks.
Me: Fun. I bet the socks were your mom's idea.
Friend: Yeah, she bought them for everyone.
Me: Bitch was in the giving mood! I was in the giving mood today too. I gave myself 3 orgasms.

Posted December 7, 2010 at 7:03pm

Kelly Durette

Posted December 7, 2010 at 6:34pm in Art

Fuck jesus, this cat took the wheel.

Posted October 17, 2010 at 1:29pm in Cats Driving MY LIFE | 2 notes

Tom French

Posted October 9, 2010 at 2:31pm in Art Optical Illusion